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Golf Joke for the Day: What am I doing wrong?
A man won a contest a got to play golf with TIGER WOODS.
On the first tee, he hits into the water on the left, and asks TIGER what did I do wrong? Tiger says, "Its your loft".
From the drop area, he hits an iron into waste bunker and asks what's wrong on that shot? Tiger says, "Its your loft".
From the bunker, he skulls it and shoots over the green and again asks what he did wrong? Tiger says "Loft".
Finally, he gets to the green and putts a full 10 feet past the hole, looks at Tiger who says, "Again, your Loft".
The guy says, wait a minute I got the same problem with my driver, iron and putter? What is Loft?
Tiger says,
"Lack Of F**king Talent".
On the first tee, he hits into the water on the left, and asks TIGER what did I do wrong? Tiger says, "Its your loft".
From the drop area, he hits an iron into waste bunker and asks what's wrong on that shot? Tiger says, "Its your loft".
From the bunker, he skulls it and shoots over the green and again asks what he did wrong? Tiger says "Loft".
Finally, he gets to the green and putts a full 10 feet past the hole, looks at Tiger who says, "Again, your Loft".
The guy says, wait a minute I got the same problem with my driver, iron and putter? What is Loft?
Tiger says,
"Lack Of F**king Talent".
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Comment by Jay Bee on April 23, 2009 at 9:41pm
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Now that's funny.
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